Friday, June 22, 2007

I know, I know. I didn’t post yesterday. Poor start to my goal of blogging once a day. On my way to work I decided to blog twice today to make up for skipping a day, but I don’t think I am going to have the time to do that either.

Anyway, so I know that at least one person was reading with his eyes open on Wednesday. Yes, I did write that I have always wanted to keep a dairy and that psychologists recommended it. I mean, why wouldn’t they? A life consisting of milking cows, or buffalo, as someone else suggested has got to be less stressful than my life at the moment. If a dairy owner had to blog, I wonder what he or she would blog about…hmmm, juicy content I bet :)

If someone knows of a dairy owner that blogs, please post the URL!

Now back to reading with your eyes open: The eagle-eye prize of the day goes to Junaid (no last name), otherwise known as anonymous. Yes, Mr. Anonymous was identified when he blatantly suggested I invest in a cow from a few cubicles over in the office. He then proceeded to suggest that I use my blog, more specifically my blog post, as a platform to start a Dairy Affiliate Program. Another Affiliate Marketing visionary!

I am not going to say too much regarding this comment..Who knows, I might just want to start a dairy affiliate program one day :) I will say more regarding his sarcastic comment on my post. Human visual perception is so designed that the average person will easily pass over such a miniscule grammatical error and by nature reorganizes the incorrect semantic meaning via continuity. However, someone with Junaid’s personality characteristics will tend to scan things such as other’s spelling and/or syntax in order to boost their own ego off of the backs of others’ innocent mistakes.

So to the public, a word of advice: next time you pass Junaid, whether it be in the office, on the street or any other wrong place/wrong time scenario with a newly intrusive zit formulating on your face, you might want to cover it up by pretending to sneeze or by pretending to accidentally hit yourself in the face. Even a blow to the face will do less damage than having an imperfection pointed out by Mr. “Eagle Eye”.

Consider yourself warned! :)

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